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Shrek is a green ogre from the popular movie series of the same name. He is best friends with a talking donkey named Donkey. But he rapes him.
Description[]
It's an unfriendly green ogre that rapes little children but hates Barney the Dinosaur.
History[]
He was born in 2077 with the Keanu Reeves in the swamp, that should mean they're brothers, and that's true.. He died in 2078 after a succesful murder of Thanos in Avengers movie. Then he became Spiderman. After that Thanos has been revived then he revived Shrek, and the apocalypse had begun. Shrek was raping little children killing adults and spitting on seniors. Then Thanos came in and *SNAPPED* THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, after that HE KILLED HIMSELF.
Legends[]
The legends say that if you live in Poland and go out of the flat (a soviet building) and scream halleluyah, he'll come and rape you.
Criticism[]
No one likes him because he's a child predator.
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